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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

No go.

Pokémon Go Jangmo-o Community Day guide - Polygon

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

When did women stop wearing bonnets in North America?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Apple updates design resources for iOS 26, iPadOS 26, and macOS Tahoe 26 - 9to5Mac

No, not a chance

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Why do people ask stupid questions on Quora when they instead could ask ChatGPT?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

The Secret to Living Past 100? Scientists Say It Could Be Hidden in This Small Italian Village - SciTechDaily

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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